Knocking over all the shampoo bottles in the shower is the worst because you know you fucked up. Your parents know you fucked up. Your dog knows you fucked up. Your neighbours know you fucked up. Everyone knows
thats a bag of chocolate milk
trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.
Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day
If you are more angry about protestors “stealing” milk to treat tear gas victims than you are about the violence at the hands of the police force and the murder of Mike Brown, you are part of the problem.
brb my 3rd grade self is having a heart attack