if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing
I’ve been through a lot but I think watching Final Destination right now is the most stressful experience of my entire life
people are like “oh I’m marked for imminent death thank god I have just enough time to volunteer at the Rickety Death Carnival and then go to my job at the Sharp Weapon Emporium” why
what the fuck
Here’s a little chair into which you can strap your kid and force them to watch you take a dump. Neat, huh?
a little boy just ripped off one of the family sticker kids on the back of his moms car and then vanished in thin air. the curse has been broken. he is free now
Ice tea, cheerios and rubber ducks. All over the table and on your lap, just how you asked me honey.
the entire ballad of andrew giggles
I walked into my room this morning only to find my dad putting this mask onto my dog..
your dads shoes
please respect his choices in life
Some things never change
Wow 15 years later and she still requires liquids to survive. some things never change! L.o.L!
i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins